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TSA Explains Enhanced Pat-Downs
The TSA released this PSA to explain why they are conducting more advanced pat-downs this holiday season.
I’m flying soon and don’t want to go through the scanner. My reason? The radiation. I don’t much care for strangers seeing my nude bits; however, if you insist on seeing it then you deserve what you get, considering I’m heavy...
October 2010
Dead Presidents: Random Dead Presidents Fact of... →
deadpresidents:
“About ten days ago, I retired late. I soon began to dream. There seemed to be a death-like stillness about me. Then I heard subdued sobs, as if a number of people were weeping. I thought I left my bed and wandered downstairs. There the silence was broken by the same pitiful sobbing, but the…